Drunk Rats; Worried People!

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No-one ever looked so worried at my house than those scurrying little rats.
Always in emergency! Like they were being threatened by someone!
It bothered me the least, but being a part of my home, I had to attend to them.

So I sat down to think, what did they need? They already had everything, shelter, food, safety, comfort. Name it, they had it!
They didn't have big TVs though, but is that necessary?

They can always watch Friends with me! Without touching and all!

They live for living, to them life is a set of tunnels, because whichever way you choose, you end up living in that scenario!
Ever since I've got all the creaks of my floorboard fixed up, they've been enjoying in the light!

Nah, I'm not worried. He is. And he has muscles. Okay that's worrying!

We have changed, evolved, to being worried.
Every species of animals on this planet is now safe. We take care of them.

Funny thing is, the situation is kind of reversed.
Dogs had to worry about waters. They needed to pee for territories and all! But now, they have dog parks! And their owners are trying to survive through their low budget, fitting the doggy's comfort somehow in it!

Its good being worried. I see lots of worry bars, people sitting inside, worrying. About what?
Heavens knows. They just are.

OMG! But rats worry too! About umm the barmaid!

We worry about jobs, girlfriends, family, fitness, mankind! There are so many things if you come to think of it!
Worrying is important, there are uncertainties!
But uncertainty is inevitable, worrying is optional.
What about the pain caused by uncertainties?
Again, pain is inevitable, suffering is optional!
Everything has an answer, but worrying isn't the correct one!

I once heard them say, 'You don't give a man's fart, do you?'
Apparently, I didn't worry, I just never farted before them after that!

Baba Made A Boo Boo!

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Actions have taken a whole new course as Baba Ramdev unwisely has declared that he will rise an Army of over eleven thousand youth to fight against Government.
What I find amusing is that, in his temper, he hasn't even declared how he intends to do that! Surely rain dance wouldn't be the climax of this extra ordinary plan!

I've been following his deeds for a while but this news, this untoward plan of him, has set the ball rolling against HIM!

This essentially showcases how his ego was hurt by the steps taken by Government to assure Nation's safety (as according to them, I'm not taking sides). Whereas sources report that police only intervened because Baba Ramdev had promised them that he'll be vacating the Ramleela Ground before 4, but he didn't.

See! Wouldn't have been so happy ever since the first Anulom Vilom!

This also gives Baba Ramdev's followers a second thoughts about him, I mean, wasn't he supposed to know how to use his power of great commanding skills. And definitely building an Army isn't the best use of it!
Maybe its time Baba Ramdev has eaten something, food makes one go mad if you ask me! Though I am not suggesting he is! He is fantastic! Attained a lot in his age, more than anyone would imagine!
Seriously, who would have thought that the person who's made passengers waiting on the airport rub their nails in hope to grow some hair would make four ministers rub their slippers on the same airport in hope that he would compromise!

I love how the things are turning out! Now, Anna Hazare has ideas to start a new Anashan if Lokpal isn't in effect before 15th August! Eat this Government! Couple of big shots determine what to do, impact creating mob follow for the cause and those of us who are passionate enough, but in cuffs of responsibilities, spread the news!
Jai Hind!